I was watching my local news after the Barbra Walters special 'How to live to 150' and they had a segment on weird news. I like weird funny news stories just as much as the next guy so I listened.

Man caught having sex with a PICNIC TABLE! WHAAAAAAA????? A TABLE???!!!??? How desperate is this man (term used loosely) to want to fornicate with a table. Not only that but do it out in public so others could see him and near a playground is just plain crazy.

I have heard of men having sex with goats and chickens but a table come on. Why not be like other creepy guys and get a doll or some other toy that serves the same function. I know sites like JList.com has some very odd options available if needed, like a simulated womans lap (JList is where I happen to get the majority of my Pinky:St dolls and Bento Box things as well :D, they have a wide mix of items available).

Here is an article: "BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said."
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