Could this be a peak into how far Haruhiism has spread? Is Haruhi going to try to bring peace to the middle east. Could the Suzumiya Haruhi novels become the official religious text of Palestine.
Well obviously I am jumping ahead of myself. First is this photo a good shoop or is it legit?
I was watching my local news after the Barbra Walters special 'How to live to 150' and they had a segment on weird news. I like weird funny news stories just as much as the next guy so I listened.
Man caught having sex with a PICNIC TABLE! WHAAAAAAA????? A TABLE???!!!??? How desperate is this man (term used loosely) to want to fornicate with a table. Not only that but do it out in public so others could see him and near a playground is just plain crazy.
I have heard of men having sex with goats and chickens but a table come on. Why not be like other creepy guys and get a doll or some other toy that serves the same function. I know sites like JList.com has some very odd options available if needed, like a simulated womans lap (JList is where I happen to get the majority of my Pinky:St dolls and Bento Box things as well :D, they have a wide mix of items available).
